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CD Microwave Light Show

1 comment 09 June 2009 Under: Holds My Attention For About a Second

quoteHave a bunch of old CD’s or DVD’s sitting around.  Try this little trick to make a quick, magical light show (watch the video):

 

1. Insert CD or DVD into microwave

2. Set microwave for a few seconds

3. Watch

 


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Website of the Week - GetHuman.com

No comments 09 June 2009 Under: Featured, Holds My Attention Always


quoteHave you ever called a company only to be greeted by the inhuman, impersonal and rude (in my opinion) automated answering systems.  ‘Press 1 for tech support, 2 for sales, 3 for blah, blah, blah’.  The best line they use, ‘Your call is important to us’.  Nothing says your call is NOT important and your business is NOT appreciated that being stuck in the wasteland of endless phone prompts.  Most all companies have eliminated the options of direct connections to a human operator.  A matter of fact, most companies have eliminated ‘0′ as the default prompt for a human operator.  This means you are powerless to do anything about the inhuman automated answering system…until NOW!

 www.GetHuman.com is a straight-forward website that lists many major US and international companies and how to navigate quickly through their automated answering systems to ‘Get a Human’. 

Here is a sample for Amazon.com:


There are hundreds of companies and the site is continually updated. 

THERE IS EVEN A FREE iPHONE APP!


 

Next time you are making a call to a big company, check out GetHuman.com first.  It will save you much time and frustration.

 

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5 TV Commercials That Hold My Attention

1 comment 08 June 2009 Under: Holds My Attention For A While, slidebar

quoteBelow are videos of my Top 5 favorite TV commercials. Some are funny, some make you think and others are just plain artistic. Take a look and then leave a comment telling me your favorite commercial.



Sprite ‘Sun Fizz’ Commercial

 

Wendy’s ‘The Hole’ Commercial

 

1984 Apple Commercial

 

 Cadbury’s Drumming Gorilla Commercial

 

Honda’s Rube Goldberg Commercial



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In The Year 3000

 

quoteFor years, Conan O’Brian has looked into the future with the ‘In the year 2000′ bit.  Now, for the Tonight Show, the bit has been updated to ‘In the year 3000′.  Take a moment and journey into the future…..

 

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7 Legged Spider

2 comments 07 June 2009 Under: Holds My Attention For A While, slidebar

 

quoteThis is not original to me, but I nearly wet myself laughing.

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From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding.
We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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A Night at the Drive-In Theater

1 comment 06 June 2009 Under: Featured, REALLY Holds My Attention

quoteTo many, the Drive-In theater conjures up images of the 50’s.  They see greasers and preps wheeling in for a night of movies and hanging out with friends (amongst other things).  It is a throwback to a simpler time.  In their hay-day, there were about 3,800 drive-in’s nationwide. Today, those numbers have dipped to about 500.  In recent years, there has been a revival of drive-ins and for those lucky people that live within driving distance of one, it makes for a great get-away.

Recently, my family went to our local Drive-in, "The Cascade Drive-In", in West Chicago, Illinois to watch the double feature of ‘Terminator Salvation’ and ‘Star Trek’.  I packed up our vehicle with lawn chairs, a hammock, coolers and boxes full of food and snacks, pillows and blankets and headed out.  The price was $8.50 a head for two movies.  The owners do a really good job of managing and making an enjoyable experience.  They make sure all the ‘tall’ vehicles park in the back and that noisy yahoos are quieted down.  It is really a family friendly place.  As far as the movie’s audio goes, you can either listen to the movie audio on the vintage drive-in speakers, or through your FM radio (in Stereo).  You can bring your own food or shop their really cool snack bar (cool in that it is so retro).

My recommendation, take an evening this summer and find the closest drive-in.  If you happen to find yourself in the Chicagoland area, hit the Cascade!  Go to driveintheater.com for a list of Drive-In theaters. (I’m not sure how often this is updated).

 

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Amazing Microscopic Photography

1 comment 04 June 2009 Under: Featured, Holds My Attention For A While

quoteCheck out some photos taken with an electron microscope.  Amazing!

  

An Ant’s Head

A mite standing on tiny machinery


Snowflakes


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Spider


Blood Cell

 

What you think???

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A Unique Way to Tell Time

 

quoteTake a look at this website.  It took me a few minutes to see what I was looking at.  I’ll give you a really solid hint…it’s a clock.

 

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Website of the Week - Acrobat.com

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Adobe is in the process of BETA testing (meaning it’s FREE) a new website designed to expand their Acrobat software’s usability.  The site, www.Acrobat.com, has four main features, with many real cool ’subfeatures’.  Here is a breakdown:

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  • ‘Adobe Buzzword’ -an online word processor.
    • has many basic features that are found in all word processors.
    • create documents online and save online or to your computer
    • share a document with others easily or create a .pdf to download or share.
  • ‘Adobe Connect Now’ -screen sharing/online meeting
    • easy to use interface
    • share screen, camera, microphone, files
    • invite others to join you online (up to 3 at a time)
  • Convert file to .PDF
    • Convert up to 5 files to .PDF
  • Share files with others
    • upload large files and send people email links to the download site
  • Online File Storage
    • Up to 5GB of storage!
    • Easy download for yourself or clients.

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 This is a very good mixture of practical and well-functioning programs.  I have used this website for my clients and have been very impressed.  I admit, I am an Adobe-aholic.  

In this site, I believe we are seeing a little of the future of home-computing.  I have long been expecting a day when we use many of our software applications directly from the internet.  Really, web browsers are basically becoming operating systems within themselves.  Flash-based applications are advancing at such a fast rate, that the potential is virtually limitless. 

(bonus advice)–>  Prepare yourself for the future of the internet now, lose ‘Micro$oft Internet Explorer’ and get Firefox.  Like so much that MS does, IE is a bloated beast that doesn’t even function on the PC’s I own.  Download Firefox for FREE here:  Spread Firefox Affiliate Button

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5 Things You May Not Know About SPAM (the meat)

No comments 29 May 2009 Under: Holds My Attention Always, slidebar

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The butt of jokes for years and the delight of connoisseurs the world over, SPAM canned meat has become an embedded cultural icon.  SPAM is no simple canned meat, though.  SPAM is the only canned meat to have it’s own biography entitled, "Spam: A Biography"  


So, here are 5 things that you may not know about SPAM:

 

 

1.  The name SPAM was created by a Hormel employee and is a combination of the words ‘Spiced Ham’

 

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2.  The terms ’spam’ for unwanted emails was created as a result of the Monty Python skit about SPAM, where the name SPAM is repeated over and over.

 


 

 

 

3.  Of all the U.S. states, Hawaii takes the award for consuming the most SPAM.

 

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4.  SPAM is made from pork shoulder meat.  It is removed from the bone by smashing it in a huge, hydraulic press.  The meat squishes off the bone.

 

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5.  Over 141 million cans of SPAM are sold worldwide each year.

 

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Have a taste for more SPAM?  Hormel has put together a very corny site, complete with games, SPAM gear and recipes.  Check it out at www.spam.com.

My favorite way to eat SPAM?  Slice it thin (about 1/4in.) and pan fry it in butter and brown sugar.  MMM…Tasty.

 

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Here is a quick look at some of my SPAM stuff, including my old license plates.

 

 

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